If....

Yesterday was a spectacularly bad day at work....unfortunately knowing from experience that I have a very violent temper when unleashed I have spent years trying to perfect ways to keep it under control...yesterday I came within a cat's whisker of unleashing it on an unsuspecting public....one person saw it coming and launched in what can only be described as a clown's routine to divert my attention....that was the highlight of the day!!

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

And to the other Mr Kipling...some of these would have been helpful!!!!