Laugh...I nearly choked...!
Sunday nights have suddenly picked up TV wise...from 10pm on Star TV they show two episodes of Coupling..possibly the funniest thing to come from the BBC for a long time! Unfortunately I lent all my DVDs of the series to someone and they still have not been returned...so I have to make do with the episodes on TV. Last night they showed one of my favourite episodes of the whole series...
Remember this
the first part when Patrick goes over to rescue Sally from the spider makes me laugh so hard...every time!...particularly that bit where she introduces Patrick to the guy in her bed....!!! Just classic...
If you've never watched Coupling...may I suggest you do...it is seriously funny.
And a few quotes...
As Susan's best friend I am to you a bit like Australia: very distant, largely uninhabitable and with areas of great danger.
Let me explain, Patrick. Here on earth there is a gap between seeing someone you like and having sex with them, that we like to call conversation.
We are men. We are different. We have only one word for soap. We do not own candles. We have never seen anything of any value in a craft shop. We do not own magazines full of photographs of celebrities with their clothes on.
Well, you know what it’s like at the start, when they’re all fiery-eyed, and eager, and they haven’t seen you naked yet. And it’s like he’s smashing at your door with his mighty battering ram. And he’s promising to ravish you forever. So you brace yourself for man overload, and throw open the doors, and what do you find standing there? An oversized toddler who wants his dinner. And before you can say 'there’s been a terrible mistake', he’s snoring on your sofa, the fridge is full of empty bottles and the whole place smells of feet.
There are three things all men should know, and it’s time you did too. You’re never going to be famous, you’re fatter than you think, and most important of all, they don’t keep wearing stockings.
When man invented fire, he didn’t say, 'hey, let’s cook', he said, 'great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.'
Remember this
the first part when Patrick goes over to rescue Sally from the spider makes me laugh so hard...every time!...particularly that bit where she introduces Patrick to the guy in her bed....!!! Just classic...
If you've never watched Coupling...may I suggest you do...it is seriously funny.
And a few quotes...
As Susan's best friend I am to you a bit like Australia: very distant, largely uninhabitable and with areas of great danger.
Let me explain, Patrick. Here on earth there is a gap between seeing someone you like and having sex with them, that we like to call conversation.
We are men. We are different. We have only one word for soap. We do not own candles. We have never seen anything of any value in a craft shop. We do not own magazines full of photographs of celebrities with their clothes on.
Well, you know what it’s like at the start, when they’re all fiery-eyed, and eager, and they haven’t seen you naked yet. And it’s like he’s smashing at your door with his mighty battering ram. And he’s promising to ravish you forever. So you brace yourself for man overload, and throw open the doors, and what do you find standing there? An oversized toddler who wants his dinner. And before you can say 'there’s been a terrible mistake', he’s snoring on your sofa, the fridge is full of empty bottles and the whole place smells of feet.
There are three things all men should know, and it’s time you did too. You’re never going to be famous, you’re fatter than you think, and most important of all, they don’t keep wearing stockings.
When man invented fire, he didn’t say, 'hey, let’s cook', he said, 'great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.'
posted by Madame Chiang at 10:30 am
2 Comments:
Have to agree, Coupling is an outstanding show. I rate it right up there with Black Adder, and Fawlty Towers.
It cannot have effect in actual fact, that is what I think.
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