Think I'll stick with my original plans....

As I prepare to go off on my travels I am just catching up on a few English papers...from The Guardian, a list of 'different' holidays from which to choose. I cannot stress the word 'different' enough...

The seal hunting would definitely be out for me, actually, if I am honest, not one of the suggested holidays appeal

....one thing that does bother me is the closing line about the course which will teach you to read your pet's mind (pet can be dead or alive!).....

"There will be a disco in the evening, so participants are advised to wear comfortable shoes."

What's all that about....??!!