Thanks...but no thanks...

My boss has been on leave for the last two weeks...whilst talking to him yesterday evening I noticed a red tin sitting on the shelf behind him....I asked who gave him the tin...he mentioned a colleague who had kindly given him the tin...as a "Welcome Back" gift...

My question is this...."If you were given a tin of Danish Butter Cookies at this time...is it a 'Welcome Back Gift' or a 'We don't really want you around Gift'?"...

Points to Ponder...

And whilst on the subject...(vaguely at least...)...what kind of a fruitcake would have T-shirts made with the cartoons and then wear them....?