Bidet Safety....

Whilst reading the April edition of Business Traveller Asia-Pacific (I was reading the hard copy - website is not updated). I came across an article regarding renovations of some of Hong Kong's hotels...

It put each hotel in its own column and then broke each hotel down into sections....What's it like? How many rooms? Restaurants? Bar? and one section called Room facilities...under the Island Shangri-La Room facilities section...the sentence reads.....

"Only the original chandeliers remain after the latest renovation. New features include big safe to hold your laptop, DVD player and bidet."

the laptop and possibly the DVD player I can understand as being necessary to lock in the safe...but the bidet? I didn't realise that there was such a market for stolen bidets...must look into it...

Realise it could be read either way...but my way is more fun....