With apologies to Samuel Beckett

"Nothing happens, nobody comes, nobody goes....it's ghastly"

At work.....it is dull as toast....either everyone is still out of town or are just beginning to come back so in no mood to partake of our facilities!

Listening to Mike Oldfield .......or at least I was until my iPod froze....why does it do this when I am most in need of musical sustenance?

Have discarded my present reading material in lieu of a quick fix "French Women Don't Get Fat" by Mireille Guiliano.More of a celebration of simple eating and enjoying food than an actual diet book although some of her points could well be used by those looking to loose a few pounds.

And in other news.....Tony Blair is apparently going to warn the Labour Party against complacency. Does this include his Doctor of Spin, Mr Campbell?

Mr Campbell had a slight sleight of hand with his Blackberry the other day, sending an e-mail to the BBC (in error) about the BBC. The e-mail contained the following sentence charmingly describing the BBC's coverage of Labour's election posters "Now fuck off and cover something important you twats!".

My admiration for Mr Campbell knows no bounds.....particularly given his apology attempt..."Never known such a silly fuss since the last silly fuss but there we go. Must look forward not back.".